Jokes for Nerds


For the science nerd in each of us ...... 

Popular Science magazine asked its Twitter followers for the best 140-character science jokes. Chemistry and physics jokes were more popular (and funnier):

Chemistry—"I was going to tell a joke about sodium, but Na."

Physics—"A photon checks into a hotel. The clerk asks if he needs help with luggage. The photon replies, 'I don't have any, I'm traveling light.'"

Biology—"Use chromosomes in advertisements—because, you know, sex cells." 


See more at this link to Popular Science website

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  1. AnonymousApril 11, 2014 at 10:14 AM

    Thanks for the Friday funnies :)

    ~Myisha

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